"Finally a safe way to indulge your sick fantasies.

Venereal Vinnie has been slutting it up without protection. He’s eager to stick to any flat surface and service your hungry ass. While you’ll get to enjoy the feelings of his bumps and sores sliding into you, you won’t catch anything from him. You get all of the dirty dirty fucking with none of the consequences. He looks so real that you might feel more comfortable putting a condom on him anyway, and that’s okay.”

I say we destroy the planet and try starting over. Humankind just isn’t working out.

BOMB THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET
"Finally a safe way to indulge your sick fantasies.
Venereal Vinnie has been slutting it up without protection. He’s eager to stick to any flat surface and service your hungry ass. While you’ll get to enjoy the feelings of his bumps and sores sliding into you, you won’t catch anything from him. You get all of the dirty dirty fucking with none of the consequences. He looks so real that you might feel more comfortable putting a condom on him anyway, and that’s okay.”
I say we destroy the planet and try starting over. Humankind just isn’t working out.

BOMB THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET

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    Cringe worthy
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    DEAR GOD NO WHY IS THIS A THING
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