Its no problem *she smiled sweetly* there is also one more thing, but I will have to go get it *she smiled and kissed his cheek* you stay here, I will be right back *she whispered before walking out of the room*
Anonymous

Are you lost

Apparently my aunt and uncle think my fursona is adorable

I want to talk to somebody in charge. You are not fooling anybody when you say it was a natural disaster. It wasn’t an earthquake. It wasn’t a typhoon. Because what’s really happening is that you are hiding something out there. And it’s going to send us back to the Stone Age!

I just listened to Avenged Sevenfold for the first time and oh my god, I don't know what my body is doing to me!!! @ @

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS

"but mom you've already eaten at least 5 times this month"

BUT MOM YOU’VE ALREADY BREATHED FIVE TIMES TODAY

Don't shove an egg up your ass. It doesn't deserve that.

Did you just insult my anus

Name two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem

1. Uh I… I like to think my blog’s a pretty nice/safe/relaxing place for people (or at least I try to make it so)

2. One time I drank a whole bottle of orange juice in the first five minutes of a two-hour car ride and had to piss really badly the rest of the way and to this day I think of that as the greatest test of endurance I’ve ever faced

don’t do that

I’m gonna do it

"But Kaitlyn you’ve seen Avenged Sevenfold live at least five times"